Bye Bye Bobby

According to sources, FSU mastermind Bobby Bowden will retire tomorrow at the age of 80. This is much bigger news than Fatty McFaterton getting canned up north. Bowden who single handedly put FSU on the map as a national powerhouse, was given two options by FSu President. Be a figurehead with no control (a la the last 5 years) or retire. It is certainly time for him to go, but he will leave a lasting mark. He leaves the NCAA as the second winningest coach ever behind equally geriatric Joe Paterno. Good luck filling those shoes Jimbo...and to all you FSU fans...be careful what you wish for...Jimbo's not that great either.

Favorite Bowden moment: Claiming Sebastian Janikowski wasn't late for curfew in his native Poland during the Sugar Bowl win in 2001...Hilarious!!!

Funny Pic of the Day

Tiger Tiger Woods' Car Photo

Ok now I get it. His face smashed the steering wheel. Ah...it's all so clear now. Either way Tiger Woods is a typical ga-jillionaire douche bag athlete. Next case.

Tiger Woods 911 Call

Can you say shady?

Uni Watch: Florida Gators

We can talk about Florida pummeling the Noles all day long. Tim Tebow is a golden god...yeah yeah I get it. But let's talk about what everyone is talking about other than the game...the new Florida (combat B.S. new Nike) uniforms. Here we go...UF should keep em. Seriously, they looked great! Way better than that cheesy orange helmet with cursive "Gators" on it. That white helmet with the Cal State Fullertonesque "F' looked awesome. If Florida had any guts, they would keep em. Come on, I'm begging you. Tebow is gone. Meyer isn't far behind. Lets change that guard with new unis. You know Uniforms may be more important to me than winning. That's why I'm an Auburn fan. Best Unis Ever!!!

The Captain No Sh$# Chronicles...Volume 1

Tiger Woods has a mistress and his Swedish wife beat the crap out of him. According to numerous outlets (including my personel fav Sportsbybrooks.com) the mistress seen above is named Rachel Uchitel of New York City...and she's hotttt. Apparently they had a tryst in Melbourne when El Tigre was in Australia playing a little golf there. So sorry America, Tiger isn't as squeaky clean as we all thought huh? Don't look at me, I still think he used steroids.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Watch out for them turkeys...or crazy stupid dogs. Have a great holiday.

First The World Series, Now This!!!

The Decade of the Rays continues to provide us with surprises left and right. The 2008 World Series run was great, the Gold Gloves and All Star appearances are nice too. But the news today just might make the brain explode. Evan Longoria will be featured on this year's MLB 2K10 video game. That's right the Dirtbag himself has graced the world with his first video game to go along with his Gold Glove, Rookie of the Year and 2 All Star appearances. Things just couldn't get any better for a Rays fan.

Note to Reader: This article was written with 95% sarcasm. The other 5% I really do believe. Go Rays!!!

Funny Pic of the Day

Looks like someone had some money on the Titans winning last night. I mean besides Texans kicker Kris Brown.

Have A Great Weekend!!!

Either Real Smart or Real Stupid...You Decide

Go Paint That Naked Ass...Go Gators!!!

Do you remember when Tim Tebow appeared all over the web with a girl named Erin Drewes (wouldn't it be weird if her middle name was Anne) At the time, she was thought to be his girlfriend. SEE ABOVE. Well, it turns out it wasn't his GF (so they say) and in fact, just a friend. (cue Biz Markie) Well, Timmy's big breasted friend has cashed in her "FRIEND with GOD" chips and is now in Playboy. Yep, in this month's mag, she is pictured with a body painted Florida Gator uni on. SEE BELOW. Oh what a world we live in. Do you think she realizes that Tebow is a Christian man and probably finds this revolting? (She does say in the article they were only acquaintances) Or do we realize that he has probably already seen her naked? Which one is it? I say who cares really. You're welcome friends for my existence.

If you really want to read the article click Here

Funny Pic of the Day

Look at the old bat behind Dickie V. Quite simply hilarious!

Tiger Not So Much A Gentleman

I'm surprised this story isn't getting more headlines. He really needs to control his temper. P.S. I am a Hypocrite

The Most Interesting Sign in the World

This was a sign made up for Gameday yesterday for the TCU game. Hilarious.

And Now A Message From God

Have A Great Weekend!!!

Holy Andre Agassi's Wig Batman!!!

Here's a shot of Derek Jeter as his role as a homeless man in the new Will Ferrell movie "The Other Guys". Agassi ain't got nothing on Jeets. Pretty good stuff.

Guess WHO'S Performing at Halftime of Super Bowl?

It has been reported that legendary band "The Who" will be performing at this season's Super Bowl in Miami. I can actually say this might be the coolest one yet. Sure, they are old, but anyone that knows Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry know these boys can still bring it. So the debate begins...what songs will they perform? I'm going with "Who are You"(whoo whoo whoo whoo), then "My Generation", "Won't Get Fooled Again" and ending with "Baba O'Rily". Pete could break the crap out of his guitar and the drums can explode and Roger can stage dive...Ok, I'm getting ahead of myself. Seriously though, it will be badass.

Jared Allen = Insane...

but Awesome!!!

Reporter Makes Kid Cry...Hilarity Ensues

WTF Were They Thinking?

If you are smart enough to figure this out, you might find it funny!

Funny Pic of the Day

The funny thing about this picture is not that said member of the Black Hole had to go potty but the metaphor that can be derived from it to describe the Oakland Raiders season.
-The Raiders season is in the toilet
-The Raiders are crappy
-The Raiders stink
Whatever you want. The possibilities are endless!

Gotta Love PETA!!!

Check out Atlanta Falcon and future hall of famer Tony Gonzalez and his seriously hot wife in their new PETA ad. I'd rather wear her than fur. My God, this could be the best looking couple of all time.

P.S. Her name is October...WTF?

Everyone Loves A Good Karaoke Song!!!

Even boxing great Manny Pacquiao. Listen here as he sings "Sometimes When We Touch" on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Hilarious.

Best Trick Play Ever!!!

Folks this is legal and awesome.

Adam Lambert Really Trying to Tone Down the Gay

This is Adam Lambert's album cover for his upcoming debut. Let me start by saying something. I have no problem with his lifestyle...truly. To each their own. I really do believe that. Having said that, WTF is this all about? He got some really bad advice on this one. Not only is he isolating himself from the male demographic, but he just looks like a freaking girl. There is nothing cool or hip or innovative about this idea. Unless you are a huge Xanadu fan this album cover is just weird. By the way, the title track "For you Entertainment" is on iTunes now and is awful. This is a guy with great range and a great mind for making cool innovative music, and the song sounds like a typical strip club pop crap anthem. I feel really bad for Adam Lambert, cuz he is getting horrible advice and it might cost him his career.

FSU Hottie is Going Back to Her Roots

Jenn Sterger, who is the kinda famous (in her own mind) FSU hottie who appeared dressed as an FSU hottie on a Saturday night football game a few years back (Also shockingly appeared in Playboy after that), is doing something a little crazy. According to her blog, Sterger is removing her breast implants...and I quote, "In an effort to reinvent myself, in a cut throat industry". What is weird to me is I'm pretty sure the only reason she has a job is because of the chesticles. I think this might be in an effort to gain back any attention she might have lost by being untalented in the past few years. Either way, I guess it worked , at least for me. Thank God we have Google Image to look at the old her 'cuz damn. That was kinda mean. Good luck Jenn.

P.S. It would also appear that Jenn's marketing skills may have been learned at FSU!

Two Words...Monkey Waiters!!!

YES WE CAN!!!

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers did something they haven't done in awhile...WIN! That's right, they beat the Green Bay Packers in a thrilling game played well by both teams. Bucs fans were treated to the future...QB Josh Freeman. The Youngest QB ever to start for the Bucs did a lot of good things including three clutch td passes. The defense shut the door and the Bucs got off the shinde for Head Coach Raheem Morris. Good Work Boys, and keep it going!

I Love Beer Ads!!!

Does This Look Like A Guy That Would Smoke Weed?

Former Cy Young award winner, Tim Lincecum faces marijuana charges after getting busted during a routine traffic stop in his home state of Washington. The entire world has now issued a collective DUH!!! Although no one is surprised by this, it still boggles my mind how dumb athletes are. Apparently he rolled his window down for the cop and smoke came pouring out. Nice! Here's a tip...Leave your stash at home moron. That or become a better driver. Your decision.

Good Lord, Those New Mexico Women Are Crazy

This may be the dirtiest display of sportsmanship I've ever seen. The University of New Mexico Women's soccer team should be ashamed of themselves.

Hands Down Best Costume...

Absolutely perfect. Well done kind sir.

I Bet You Pete Rose Got Paid For This

Here is a video of Pete Rose getting punked by Bruno (Sascha Baron Cohen). I guess it's a deleted scene from the movie. There is no doubt in my mind that Rose was getting paid for this.

Great Halloween Costume

The Universe is Right Again

Congrats to the Yankees for winning the World Series. They were the best team all year long and it finally paid off to have a 200 million dollar payroll. The AL East is still the best division in baseball and will continue to be. Great year baseball fans!

WTF?

I can't seem to figure out if this is scary or just plain awesome. Let the debate begin!

Just When You Thought Your Day Sucked...

Here's the worst part of the video. This was a liquor warehouse and the boxes were full of vodka...one hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of vodka. And now, a moment of silence.

Real Or Fake? You Be the Judge

My Dream Car

Oh Those Tricky Packer Fans

Maybe the Only NBA Play I'll See All Year

Check out this video of Spurs Manu Ginobili making the play of the day by catching a bat with his bare hands. I guess the bat was interupting the game most of the night. Pretty great stuff.

Andre Agassi's Book is Going to Ruin My Life

(Say it aint so 'Dre)

Ok I was stunned when I found out he used Crytal Meth...I'll admit that. But nothing can take my breath away easier than the newest excerpt from the new book by my former hero Andre Agassi. HE WORE A F$*&ING WIG!!! That's right folks, BBC is reporting than in his book, he tells the world that his calling card, the mullett look....FAKE!!! I now hate my life. He even at one point prayed for it to not fall off during a major final match. Kill me. What a douche he turned out to be huh?

Georgia Tries to Scare Florida...Promptly Gets Blown Out

Here's the horrible black helmets that Georgia wore yesterday to try and intimidate Florida with. Of course it didn't work as Florida whooped them Dawgs 41-17. I am one for cool new unis but these were a bad idea. They reminded me of Grambling's uniforms (SEE BELOW). And come to think of it, Georgia played about as good as Grambling too...Smirk Smirk!