Herschel Walker Beats Down Opponent in MMA Debut

Greatest Prank Of All Time

There is this show on some Christian channel where a Nigerian preacher of sorts talks about God and faith and what not. People will send him emails about troubles in their lives. Well, one particular person wrote an email about his life that may sound familiar. Hilarious Prank!!! If you don't get it then you didn't grow up in the early 90's.

Reason # 34562113 Why I Love America!!!

Get ready folks, the Tiger Woods pornos are here. Yup already we've got two new ones. Tiger's Got Wood and Tyler's Wood are in a Theatre? Store? Near you? God I love America.

Better Rack Terrance Cody or Pamela Anderson...Toss Up!!!

Here's a shot of Alabama D lineman Terrance Cody at the Senior Bowl. First of all how does a guy that weighs 370 pounds play that well? Secondly, I wouldn't touch him as a GM with a ten foot pole. Mostly cuz he might eat said pole.

Nice...Instant Karma's Gonna Get You

This was the front page of the Vikings homepage on Sunday night before the game was over. One thing they forgot to do is win the damn game. Nice one. Makes me not like the Viking even more.

Super Bowl Match Up Set

The stage is set for what could be the greatest Super Bowl of all time. The Saints and the Colts are gonna clash in Miami and the story lines here couldn't be better. "The Kick" made by Saints kicker Garrett Hartley was the biggest in franchise history and maybe the biggest thing in the history of New Orleans...Well, since Mardi Gras, of course. And by the way, that kick was good from 65 yards.

Then we get the Peyton Manning storyline. He's at the Super Bowl for his 2nd time. He single handily out smarted the Jets tremendous defense. And I for one, am glad that we don't have to hear 2 more weeks of Rex Ryan's fat mouth. Seriously, your defense is good, your QB is Okay, and your sweater vest doesn't make u look skinny.

And the final storyline is of course, Brett Favre. Vikings fans wanted him, and boy did they get him last night. He played good, right up until he lost the game for his team...AGAIN!!! Oh sure the Vikings handled the football like that of a pre school power puff girl, but that last play made all the difference. First of all, your kicker, Ryan Longwell, would have made a 55 yard field goal, so you run the ball on 3rd and 15. Second of all, the play call on said 3rd down was good if Brett Favre wasn't your QB. There was no way he was running that ball. I would have bet my house that he threw that pick. So instead of Super Bowl glory, we get this as our lasting image of Brett Favre. Cuz there's no way he returns next year...or is there?

MLB 2K10 Trailer

Great Gift Idea!!!

Conan O'Brien Ends Tonight Show...Tonight

Jay Leno is an asshole, NBC is run by a bunch of morons, and Conan O'Brien will continue to be the funniest guy on late night. (Letterman a close 2nd BTW). I hope to see Conan soon on maybe Fox or ABC. So without further A-DO here's the best of Conan O'Brien.

Tiger Woods Emerges...Sort Of

Here's the grainy shot from the National Enquirer of Tiger Woods (allegedly) at the sex rehab clinic in Hattiesburg, MS. He has a beard and is covering his head. He also looks at the camera with disgust. Moments later he walked inside and realized he still has a billion dollars and immediately got over it.

WTF?

Maybe the sexiest or the stupidest invention of all time. Either way highly suggestive.

Funny Pic of the Day

On Earth, could there be a more pointless sign. I say "No". But funny none the less.

Jay Leno is a Freaking Moron!!!

Jay Leno invited Jimmy Kimmel on his show yesterday to do his really stupid 10 @ 10 segment. Well Jimmy Kimmel basically just talks crap to Jay right to his face. And the best part is Jay takes it. Nice move idiot.

Colt McCoy: Cool or Typical?

University of Texas QB Colt McCoy is getting hitched. Yep, he proposed to his super hot (but normal for Texas) girlfriend yesterday. And to further the fact that there is no privacy on earth, a picture has emerged from the event shown above. But here's my question....REALLY....ON THE 50 YARD LINE? I am completely unimpressed. I mean how freaking typical is it of a stud QB proposing on the 50 yard line. Come on Colt. I mean, should we be surprised? He is a studly, rich Texas QB named Colt for God sakes. But on the 50 yard line? Football is clearly everything to this meat head and romance is non existent. Hey I don't know...an expensive dinner...vacation in the mountains...NOPE....50 yard line. How long did it take him to figure that one out...30 seconds (or about as long as he played in the National Championship game). I am disappointing in you Colt. You may not have creativity on me, but you certainly have this...

SCOREBOARD!!!

Kimmel Pokes Fun at Leno

Pretty good stuff but honestly, it's easy for Kimmel to do this becuase his ratings suck no matter when Leno or Conan are on. In related news, Letterman is king.

Funny Pic of the Day

An oldie but a goodie

Get A Grip Buddy!!!

It's only a game

Those 'Bama Fans Really Know How to Celebrate

To add to an already bad reputation, Alabama has displayed it's new championship trophy at the Tuscaloosa Super WalMart. Seriously? That's the best spot you got? It's a very nice Dr. Pepper display with the Alabama "A" in the middle. I especially like the Customer Service section in the background. What a joke....War Eagle!!!

Hell Hath Froze Over

The winter season is in full swing as it snowed around the Tampa Bay area this mornig, as this picture was taken in Crystal River. It is cold people. Happy El Nino. We're all gonna die!!!

Awesome Party Trick

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I Hate You

But you did make me a lot of money. Congrats to the Tide. Screw You Saban. War Eagle!!!

Name That Coach: Contestant 1

If you guessed Charlie Weis you are right. Weis has taken over the reigns as the Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator completing the fall to mediocrity. There are two things to note from Weis' yearbook picture. #1 He never got any catholic school girl booty at Notre Dame with this mug. And #2 Charlie Weis, all 8 thousand pounds of him, is actually better looking now than he was then. Not even close. Of course the 4 billion Notre Dame dollars that he has in the bank doesn't hurt his chances I suppose.

More Like Mike Dick-ta!!!

I find this golden nugget from good old 1988 a little bit strange. Mike Ditka apparently hated doing interviews or his coaches shows during his tenure in Chicago. What is strange is that Mike Ditka is a member of the media as we speak. What a hypocrite. But all in all we still love good ole Ditka.

"The Hawk" Gets the Call

One of my all time favorite baseball players has made the cut, and will be inducted into the MLB Hall of Fame. Andre Dawson is the only player to be inducted this year, and it's about damn time. Dawson played for 4 teams in his career, most notably the Chicago Cubs, but most fashionably the Montreal Expos...cue the throwbacks.

Other than his great MLB numbers and multiple all star appearances, Dawson was also known as a great teammate and great person...need proof...cue awkwardly happy photo with random baby...

So let me be the last to say...Congrats Andre "The Hawk" Dawson for finally earning what is rightfully yours...The Hall of Fame!!!

Fergie Sings Happy Birthday to Don Shula

Doesn't suck to be him, I'll tell ya that much.

The Big Unit Retires

No my college roommate isn't abstaining from sex. Future MLB Hall of Famer Randy Johnson announced his retirement today after 22 seasons. He has 303 wins and lead the majors with intimidation his entire career. He will also be remembered by many as the guy who killed a bird in the middle of a game. So in memoriam I offer you this nugget. God Speed Randy.

Let the Trash Talking Begin

I love when a city and it's businesses get involved in trash talking for a major sporting event. So I love to see this sign in downtown Austin. UT fans are awesome. And besides, War Eagle so screw you 'Bama,

I am Incredibly Immature...GO BRONCOS!!!

I'm pretty sure my roomate majored in that. Seriously.

Funny Pic of the Day

Where it's OK to be that guy!

When an Overrated QB Gets Owned...Volume 1

I am an SEC alumni. But in no way do I care about my conference winning everything. I hate most of Auburn's rivals. So it's pretty awesome to see the most overrated QB in history of the SEC get decleated after throwing one of his many picks in the Cotton Bowl.

Mike Leach Has No More Excuses

Here's video from spring practices of Texas Tech. Mike Leach is seen chewing out Adam James then kicking him out of practice. Pretty much seals the deal for me. Leach hated James and crossed the line. Period. And sure...I'm sure the feeling was mutual.

Where's Fordy

Somebody let me loose on the sidelines of the Outback Bowl where my Alma Mater Auburn Beat Northwestern in the most exciting game of the bowl season and maybe the 2009 year. What an incredible experience!!!