Friday, February 26, 2010

Chuck Liddell Has an Interesting Workout Program



Simply freaking awesome. BTW the woman in question is Chuck's girlfriend Heidi Northcutt.

Those Canadian Women Hockey Players Know How to Party

The Canadian Women's Ice Hockey team is in a little bit of hot water after throwing one hell of a party...on the ICE after their Gold Medal game victory over Team America (FUCK YEAH). The ladies brought out the booze and cigars and hung out on the ice well after all the spectators were gone. The only problem is that some of the girls were underage (drinking age in Canada is 19). Oh well, great pictures though. I definitely want to party with those chicks. Do Cha Know!!!


Mark McGwire's Brother Throws Big Mac Under the Bus

I hate hate hate when people get rich off screwing over someone else. Having said that, the book that Mark McGwire's brother Jay is releasing is doing just that. In the book (I'll call it Juiced 2), Jay, an avid body builder, talks about Big Mac's roid use. He claims that he used it for performance enhancing reasons, not just medical reasons, which Mark claims. WOW...WHAT AN EPIPHANY!!! I hope Jay makes boat loads of cash, cuz like Jose you will be losing all of your, so called "friends" and maybe more importantly, your brother.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Best Excuse For Being Average Ever!!!

So we all know that Canada is hosting the Olympics in Vancouver. We also know that the home town team isn't doing so hot in said Olympics. (unlike Team America...Fuck Yeah). Well wanna hear what those stupid Cannucks are blaming for their poor performance? The home town crowds are too good! That's right folks...the Canadian Olympic team chairman said the athletes weren't ready for the unbelievable crowds and support they have received over these Olympics. WHAT!!! I swear if Canadian people weren't so damn nice would we have any use for them in this world. I say not. Still doesn't change the fact that USA Hockey whooped that frosty ass.

Monday, February 22, 2010

The Only Dorks on Earth that Believe Tiger Woods.

So the Golf Channel kinda sucks unless they are showing a tournament. But these douches should all be fired. Watch the fat nerd cry after talking about the Tiger Woods confession. What a fag! BTW doesn't the host look like the dude from the Hangover...Ed Helms.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Fantastic...We Need This Guy Now!!!

WTF is She Thinking?

You are a stupid Whore...Not God. Biggggggg Difference!!!

Poor Economy Is Killing the NBA

Not really, poor play is killing the Nets. Serious question, more people at this game or my youngest nephew's birth. I have an answer...12 people at the Kellster's birth so there ya go.

Donnie Osmond Fall Down



Its actually amazing that his mask/face didn't shift during the ass bust.

Kintukyians Can't Spell

This awesome wardrobe malfunction is at an NCAA sanctioned photo shoot. Nice Spelling morons!!! How do these people have jobs?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Greatest SI Cover Ever

How can you not be a fan of the Saints or maybe even just Drew Brees? What a cool shot.

Seriously...Go Saints!!!

Yep, this did happen. An old bat swalled her freaking Saints earring, thinking it was a vitamin. Well it wasn't, but it was fished out in time for her to wear it to the Super Bowl. Talk about lucky.

Hottest Chick in the World Get De-Pantsed, Exposing the Hottest Ass in the World. You are Welcome


Childish I know, but here are the shots of Marissa Miller getting de-pantsed during a celebrity flag football game at the Super Bowl. Tom Arnold made the tackle making him the creepiest dude ever. Either way, here ya go. I love you all!!!

How Gay Do Mike and Mike Look in This Ad?

I say very gay. I mean get a room ya freaking homos. Also, that's a nice necklace.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Little Timmy and His Mommy



Super creepy but not controversial at all.